Who the heck are they… where did they come from… and why are they here???? Well… in short… we’re a buncha goofballs… from down the block….
Who jus’ wanna ROCK!

Flying under the banner of “IMAGE?….WHAT IMAGE?!?”, the Boinkers set out to turn the musical world on it’s ear. Then, realizing that doing so would leave everybody half-deaf, we decided on just playing the music that we like to play.


Throughout our history, the Boinkers have done their best to avoid the pitfalls that plague many bands… like over-indulgence in… drugs… alcohol… naked women…
Well, 2 outta 3 ain’t bad….


C'mon inside and see what we're all about.

Yer Pals,
Bozo, Damage, Schroeder, Spanky, and Gizmo....